|Script for April Fool|
- Jake: Hey you're watching Jake and Amir!
- Amir: And you think I care why?
- Jake: Not talking to you.
- Amir: Okay.
- [Sarah walks into Jake]
- Sarah: Oh, Jesus.
- Jake: So sore.
- Sarah: Okay.
- Jake: Didn't say sorry I said I was sore. My muscles are sore.
- Sarah: I didn't think you said sorry.
- Jake: My muscles are sore from working out in the gym, In a workout. What did you do this morning?
- Sarah: Umm... Let's see, I got up.
- Jake: I got up, I got up and I went to the gym. Regular crunches, bicycle crunches, pushups, diamond pushups!
- Sarah: Those are all thing that you can do at home.
- Jake: Yeah that's true, that's true... I wouldn't, but umm...
- Sarah: Why wouldn't you?
- Jake: I Didn't think about it until now actually... Ha, how was your weekend?
- Sarah: It was fine thanks.
- Jake: That is cool, mine was fine too, mine was a little crazy, mine was like too crazy. Don't tell anybody, but I did something illegal.
- [Amir pulls Jake's fly down]
- Sarah: Really?
- Jake: I did... I downloaded Avatar on BitTorrent. I BitTorrented it.
- Sarah: That is crazy.
- Jake: Yeah, favorite part on three: one, two, three!
- Sarah: The 3D!
- Jake: Not for me, no. My favorite part was the dragons. Big-ass dragon at the end, Toruk Makto. [Does a flying motion]
- Sarah: Ugh... Okay, that's-
- Jake: We should go to a club.
- [Amir starts taking Jake's dick out]
- Jake: We should just go to a club after work, would be really fun. [Rapping] I'm so 3000 and late, your so 2000 and late. I got that boom boom aah, you got that boom boom [Notices that his dick is out] aaoh, AAOH, AAH.
- Sarah: AAH! [Leaves]
- Amir: [Laughs] April fool's bitch!
- Jake: What is wrong with you? Why is you dick out?
- Amir: I don't know, solidarity brother. Why is yours in?
- David: Yo, did you show your dick to my girlfriend bro?