Script for Beerd |
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- (Amir is in the bathroom, staring at the mirror, a beer can next to him. Jake enters.)
- Jake: Hey Amir. What are you doing?
- Amir: I'm growing a beerd.
- Jake: What's a beerd?
- Amir: Well you know what a beard is, right?
- Jake: Yeah.
- Amir: So a beerd is like a beard, but made out of beer.
- (Amir picks up the beer can)
- Jake: Oh.
- Amir: It's beerd.
- Jake: Kinda like a spork is a spoon and a fork?
- Amir: Exactly.
- Jake: Now I get it.
- (Amir opens the beer can and pours it on his chin)
- Jake: You shouldn't do this.
- Amir: Honestly, I'm like halfway done. It's almost over practically.
- Jake: The joke is in the spelling of "beerd".
- Amir: Look at me, it's too late! It doesn't matter if it's the spelling, it's too late!
- Jake: It's not gonna work.
- Amir: It is gonna work, just stop...
- Jake: Let's do Quick Characters.
- (Jason enters the bathroom; Amir looks shocked)
- Amir: Jason, you weren't supposed to see this. Get out!
- (Jason timidly starts to leave)
- Jason: Give me a fax when I can pee?
- Amir: Or anything. I'll send you an email or a fax.
- (Jason leaves)
- Amir: Let's do that again.