Script for Bless You |
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- (Jake sneezes.)
- Sarah: Bless you Jake.
- Amir: God bless you. (Looks around) I'm the only one? I'm the only one that will say "god bless you".
- (Amir gets up and meanders towards Jeff while talking, looking toward Jake)
- Sarah: I said god bless you.
- Amir: "I said god bless you." Only after I called you out on it, you inconsiderate bitch.
- Jeff: Jesus, dude, come on!
- Amir: (Still looking at Jake) Dude, come on! How many times have you sneezed since you got here, bro? 114? This guy hasn't said anything. (Socks Jeff)
- Jeff: Fuck!
- (Everyone else gets up to stop Amir)
- Amir: Huh you dumb piece of shit! Why don't you say god bless you now?!
- Jeff: Dude!
- Amir: I'm gonna take him open!
- (Everyone else arrives and restrains Amir)
- Amir: SAY GOD BLESS YOU NOW!
- Jake: Chill out!
- Amir: SAY GOD BLESS YOU NOW! He's the one being rude, you tell me to chill out?! You chill out!
- Vinny: Fucking psycho!
- Amir: Get off of me! Get the fuck off of me!
- (They let him go, his shirt now torn and bloody. He sneezes. No one says anything.)