Jake: So you just click this button and it launches a video chat with a random person
Sarah: Oh man, that's really creepy
Jake: Yeah, and like one in every 5 people is just a dick
Jake: It's awesome, Yeah
Jake looks away in disgust
Jake: Oh! Look, right of the bat
Sarah: Oh, gro...
Amir's voice comes from the computer
Jake: No... no.. no..
Amir appears on screen
Amir: Jake dont-don't-don't-don't change it, don't change it, don't change it, don't change it, it's me, it's amir, look, look at my dick
Jake: I don't wannna look at it
Amir: I'm sorry. You are baaad
Sarah: What are you doing in there?
Amir: I could say the same thing for you, bitch
Jake: Yeah, except we're not the naked ones
Amir: I'm not naked either okay, I'm bottomless
Jake: What makes you think that's better?
Amir: Pants-less though
Jake: I know what it is
Sarah: Okay we... we saw your dick
Amir: Jake, a word
Amir: It's just that ever since you've been hanging out with Sarah I feel like a little lef...
Jake: Did you hear me say 'no'?
Amir: Yeah, sorry, it's just that you always say no, after a while it starts to w...
Jake: Okay, you're not going to make me feel bad...
Sarah notices Amir's feet under the other side of the desk and point it out to Jake
Amir: ...yes every once in a while, okay, you...
Sarah: Hey Amir, where are you?
Amir tucks his legs in
Jake: You sure about that?
Amir: Home is where the heart is... so... yeeaasss
Jake: Did you get that cake I left you on your desk?
Amir searches for the cake with his arm from under the desk
Jake: Okay. Okay Amir, buddy, the jig is up okay, we know you're under the desk
Amir: I'm not!
Jake: Okay now I just realised I heard your actual voice in here so I'm just gonna throw you some pants and you can cover yourself up, alright?
Amir is heard shuffling with the pants then appears with them over is head, still bottom-less
Amir: Thanks for this, now no one in the office will know the crazy naked person is actually me, Amir
Amir lifts the pants up from his head
Amir: Amir Blumenfeld that is