Script for Desktop Prank |
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- (Amir sniggers)
- Jake: What the hell, man? What is it?
- Amir: Look at your desktop.
- Jake: Oh my god!
- Amir: (Laughing) Oh, man.
- Jake: What is that?!
- Amir: It's an old fashioned prank, son. It's my parents having sex, and it's on your desktop.
- Jake: What?!
- Amir: I put a picture of my parents having sex, and now it's on your desktop.
- Jake: Hey that's not a prank on me, man.
- Amir: What?
- Jake: Sarah, look at this.
- Amir: What are you doing?
- (Sarah comes over)
- Jake: It's Amir's parents having sex.
- Sarah: Your mom's not even enjoying it.
- Amir: Come on! Stop! This is a prank for you, not for her!
- Jake: You guys!
- Amir: Sto—okay, no.
- Jake: Hey!
- Amir: I don't want you to be embarrassed.
- Jake: I know! Oh my god.
- Amir: Come on.
- Jake: I should send this out.
- Sarah: Streeter!
- Amir: Don't—come on! Stop it.
- Jake: Cassels, come here!
- (Pat comes over)
- Amir: No, don't come here! Please! I'm be—Jake, I'm begging you, please do not come—it's not! It's a joke, it's a prank! Please! What are you doing?!
- (Pat arrives at Jake's computer)
- Sarah: [indiscernible] Amir Blumenfeld.
- Jake: Amir's parents having sex.
- Amir: Come on, stop. It's just a prank for you!
- (Amir fiddles on Jake's computer to hide the photo)
- Sarah: Jeff, look!
- (Jeff looks)
- Amir: There's nothing to look at!
- (Jeff laughs. Amir puts Jake's monitor facing down on the desk.)
- Amir: Prank over. Okay? Everyone had their fun, right?
- Jake: Can you put my monitor back? Put it back up.
- Dan: What's going on?
- Amir: I wanna prank you, but you made me feel bad about it.
- Jake: You know, for your next prank, you should just like, piss your pants in public. That would really get me.
- Amir: You think so?
- Jake: That would be pretty good. Is there another picture on here?
- Amir: Don't open it!