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2007[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate Length
QuickCharacters Quick Characters April 23, 2007 3:48
Amir makes up a really stupid game and I humor him for a little while.
30SecondDebate 30-Second Debate May 23, 2007 1:08
Amir and I discuss Global Warming.
Beerd Beerd May 23, 2007 1:11
You can only imagine how difficult it was shooting "Goatee"
TrustFall Trust Fall May 23, 2007 0:13
Amir learned this new technique at summer camp to evaluate his friendships. I guess, more than anything else, I just wasn't ready for it. I'm so fucking sorry, bro. I know you're reading this.
Kite Kite May 30, 2007 1:45
This video is so sick. It's just. Ugh. So... phat.
Tattoo Tattoo June 5, 2007 1:33
People have been treating me differently ever since I got my tattoo. Whatever, I'm used to it.
BattleShip BattleShip June 6, 2007 0:31
Amir made up this sweet board game. I didn't even come close to winning, but I can feel myself getting better.
PracticalJoke Practical Joke June 7, 2007 0:52
Amir got me so good. Uh- man, that was great. Geez. I'm so not even mad about it. I can't get over how not mad about it I am. Ow. Such a good friend.
Beer Beer June 8, 2007 2:02
Just talkin' shop about my favorite thing in the world: Beer. So good. Pretty much always drinking this golden water. I love it so hard.
Sunglasses Sunglasses June 11, 2007 1:36
These sunglasses I got are so phat. You could try to get a pair this cool but you wouldn't be able to. They are ONE OF A KIND. My mom's.
Weapons Weapons June 13, 2007 1:33
Playing make-believe like it's no big deal.
ScreenName Screen Name June 14, 2007 2:08
Just got this real chill screen name. I can just sit online and chillax like it's nothing. IM me if you wanna know what it is. IM me by just thinking of the chillest screen name and IMing it- if it's not me then you're not thinking chill enough.
HighFive High Five June 19, 2007 0:53
The thing about freeze frame high fives is that they just don't work unless the song you play is totally core.
IQTest IQ Test June 21, 2007 2:41
Amir took this sick IQ test. I gave him a hard time for it but I respect him so much. He's probably the smartest person I know. It kills me to put this online.
Dinner Dinner June 25, 2007 1:34
I love eating with Amir. Don't get me wrong. It's just that sometimes I can't... I dunno. I just can't force myself to eat. I know I'm not explaining it right, or whatever, but I don't need to either. I don't need to explain myself. Saying "no" should have been enough. It wasn't though.
Editing Editing June 27, 2007 1:55
When two people edit a video... it's not hard, but it's not easy either. Does that make sense? I really don't want to piss you off. That's the last thing I want right now. Trust me. It's not in my best interest to make you mad.
Song Song June 29, 2007 3:29
Some songs own so hard you can't help but rock out to them. MCR is straight sick.
Proverbs Proverbs July 3, 2007 1:30
Uttering proverbs for no reason is something Amir always does at work. Usuaully I ignore him.
Ace Ace July 6, 2007 1:14
This video is honestly one of the acest things I've ever done. Pulling these ace tricks on Amir is so fucking ace. I'm the acest pimp around.
Cookies Cookies July 10, 2007 1:38
Sometimes people get bitter, about the sweetest things.
IPhone iPhone July 12, 2007 1:56
Amir doesn't like to feel left out of trends. I still respect the shit out him though.
Smoking Smoking July 17, 2007 2:04
Enjoy this smooth and bold video. A flavor you'll just want to watch again and again.
VacationPart1 Vacation July 18, 2007 2:44
You always expect something like this to happen, but when Jake dropped this bomb on me I just... I guess I was just shocked is all.
VacationPart2 Vacation - Part 2 July 23, 2007 2:52
Jake comes back tomorrow. He's probably much more excited than I am. He just shows it less. It's kinda hard to explain. You wouldn't get it.
WebsiteIdeas Website Ideas July 25, 2007 3:10
A series of million dollar eBusiness ideas. Write these down if you're looking to become really rich.
Sleepy Sleepy July 27, 2007 1:37
Amir tries so hard to do well. So hard. I'm really proud of him, more than this video shows.
Canada Canada July 31, 2007 2:00
I'm conflicted as fuck. Part of me knows that Jake would die if I left, but part of me knows that I just can't be in this country anymore. Michael Moore was right. Also, gun control is so debateable. Abortions, too. I need to take a mental vacation
Broken Broken August 3, 2007 2:05
Jake told me that he was extra antsy that day because of the pain killers. Then he told me that he could "never stay mad" at me and that we were back to being best buds for life. No duh. Nothing could tear us apart, not even a little broken wrist.
Singing Singing August 9, 2007 2:14
The story of an employee just trying to share his gift with the rest of the office.
Mom Mom August 14, 2007 1:49
Amir loves the shit out of his mom. Deep down. I respect him to no end for that.
VideoLettertoMom Video Letter to Mom August 16, 2007 3:47
When it comes to parents, honesty is the best policy.
Performance Evaluation Performance Evaluation August 22, 2007 1:50
Jake looked stressed as shit so I decided to lighten the mood. That's one of about... 10,000 things I would do for my best friend.
Lunchtime Lunchtime August 24, 2007 1:50
Jake and I will get lunch together like, almost every day. There we talk about everything and nothing. It's like a therapy session in which we are both patient and doctor. We both leave feeling so much better about our situation, and this is a great example of that.
Math Math August 28, 2007 1:05
When it comes to math, confidence is more important than intelligence. Act right, and you are right. Always.
Hang Up Hang Up August 31, 2007 1:08
Hello? I didn't hear a beep. I'm just gonna talk and... hopefully you will... umm. Get this. It's Amir... call me back. Bye.
Labor Day Labor Day September 4, 2007 1:22
Sleeping under the stars is the only way to do it, bother. Just you and the big man upstairs, swappin' stories about what it's like to be a #1 playa'. I wouldn't expect ANYBODY to understand that.
Blood Brothers Blood Brothers September 7, 2007 1:10
Jake and I don't need to do anything silly like "become blood brothers." Our bond is thicker than that. So thick.
Desktop Prank Desktop Prank September 11, 2007 1:32
Another classic office prank.
Shred Shred September 13, 2007 1:53
All kidding aside, Amir is pretty sick on the 6-string.

*Amir is in LA so I'm uploading this old video, we've come a long way, sort of! Interesting fact- we shot this video the say after we shot "Kite"

Long Distance Long Distance September 17, 2007 1:19
Ticklish Ticklish September 19, 2007 0:45
Shampoo Shampoo September 21, 2007 0:21
Gross Websites Gross Websites September 25, 2007 1:50
Keep Away Keep Away September 28, 2007 0:50
Bowling for Soup Bowling for Soup 2:26
Burp Burp 1:03
Britney Britney 0:40
Photographs Photographs 1:01
A picture is worth a thousand words, so a thousand pictures must be worth one word. One meaningful word... I wish Jake realized that.
Wallet Wallet 1:06
I coulda gotten my wallet back I don't NEED Jake to do anything for me. I let him do stuff because it makes him feel better about himself.
Make Believe Make Believe
Jacket Jacket
Bubble Wrap Bubble Wrap
New Computer New Computer
Advice Advice
Away Message Away Message
YoureIt You're It!
TShirt T-Shirt
Office Tour Office Tour
Rollercoaster Rollercoaster
Costume Costume
Making Fun Making Fun
Restaurant Restaurant
Guitar Hero Guitar Hero
Thanksgiving Thanksgiving
Test Results Test Results
Brownies Brownies
Lyrics Lyrics
LyricsPart2 Bless You. (AKA: Lyrics Part 2)
Jake. Jake.
My Boy My Boy
Gifts Gifts
Jake and Amir on Yahoo!'s "The 9"
Christmas Christmas December 25, 2007 0:53
This was pretty much a christmas miracle. How? Cuz we shared it. I don't even know why I asked how, I mean, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. En route to your HO HO HOUSE righ now funk soul brotha, CHECK IT OUT NOW! fa fa funk soul brotha. Jake.

2008[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate Length
New Years Resolution
Phone Call
AceandJocelynEpisode1 Ace and Jocelyn - Episode 1 January 9, 2008 1:26
A pilot for a TV show is probably the most important thing you can do in show business. Not a big deal.
High School Friend
Drugs. No They're Not.
Lunch Meeting
Office Fantasy
Amir's Birthday
Going Home
Dinner Date
Six Flags
New Website
Hop To It
Florida
Florida - Part 2 (Plane Ride)
Florida - Part 3 (Sun Tan)
Florida - Part 4 (Puzzle)
Chips
Jake's Computer
Sandwich
Sleeping Pills
Jake's Haircut
Ace and Jocelyn - Episode 2
Movie Debate
March Madness
Good Cop, Bad Cop
Pictionary
Bomb Threat
April Fools
April Fools II
Nerd
Online Joke
Ace and Jocelyn - Episode 3
Nutrition
Who's the Boss?
Lasik
Bathroom
Vinny
Date
Date - Part 2
Ace and Jocelyn - Episode 4
New Apartment
Truth or Dare
Hardly Working: Videogame Competition
Pick Up
Basketball Game
Instant Messages
Ex-Girlfriend
Shopping
Wingman
Crazy
Elevator
Code
Park
Ace and Jocelyn - Episode 5
Baseball
Scissors
Rosie
4th of July
Cup Trick
Dad
Hallie - Part I
Hallie - Part II
Hallie - Part III
Hallie - Part IV (Ace and Jocelyn - Episode 6
Jake's Birthday
Jake's Birthday - Part 2
Jake's Birthday - Part 3
Script Notes
Micah
Nantucket
DVD
DVD - Part 2
DVD - Part 3
Headache
New Website Design
Secretary
Book
Jake is Sick
Friend Quiz
BFF
Screen Name 2
Impersonation
Church
Box
Election
Ballgame
Ace and Jocelyn - Episode 7 (Space Twins)
I.M’s
Zombie
Vote!
Dinner Tonight
Files
Monopoly2 Monopoly November 14, 2008 1:54
The only way to really win Monopoly is to escape with your sanity intact.
Dating Service
Question November 28, 2008 1:32
Jake gets the brain teasing of his life. It's insane.
Internship December 2, 2008 2:10
There's no such thing as an unpaid internship. Unless you don't even get paid with experience.
Workshop
Twitter
Economic Crisis
Interpreters
Interpreters 2 (Cheer Up)
Interpreters 3 (For The Wind)
Interpreters 4 (In Da Club)
Happy Holidays
That 70's Episode

2009[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate (Youtube) Length
Rapping Rapping January 1, 2009 1:42
Freestylin' hides real smilin' so my rappy ain't happy or crappy it's just -- Stop.
LockedOut Locked Out January 7, 2009 1:13
Sometimes when you're angry, you take things out on people who don't deserve it. That doesn't happen here, but it happens.
Tissue Tissue January 9, 2009 1:54
The weirdest thing about it, was that it could have happened to literally anybody.
Cousin
Scared
New Girlfriend
Glasses
Voice
Keys Keys January 29, 2009 1:18
Dropping stuff is for losers. Sleeping outside is for winners.
Sick Day
Sick Day - Part 2
Sick Day - Part 3 (Goodbye)
New Guy
New Office
Mike and Amanda
Realizations
Ultimatum
Decision
Ground Rules
Restricted
March Madness - Part 2
Opinions
Engaged
VideoGames VideoGames March 31, 2009 1:58
Best friends are like GameCubes. They have sick graphics.
Master Cleanse
Sneaky
Gallon Challenge
Brother
Brother - Part 2
Brother - Part 3
Brother - Part 4
Community Service
Fashion Tips
Swine Flu
Settlers of Catan
Making the Band. Perform.
Snack Attack
Quitting
Coma Coma May 21, 2009 1:05
Sometimes life is really fair.
Understudy
E-Mail
Dating Coach (w/ Ben Schwartz)- Part 1 July 14, 2009 2:57
There's no such thing as bad advice.
Dating Coach (w/ Ben Schwartz)- Part 2 2:13
This time it's personal. No it's not.
Text Messages
Silent Treatment
Coupon
Last Night
EBay eBay June 23, 2009 2:08
Online auctions are what separates us from the animals.
The Godfather
Half Birthday
Wardrobe
Blind Taste Test July 7, 2009 2:19
What's the point of eating right if it doesn't taste good?
Disease August 19, 2009 2:38
We can fight this together. Forever.
Girl Advice August 24, 2009 1:30
Help me, help you, help me.
Wake Up August 26, 2009 1:44
I work hard, I sleep harder.
Magic Trick September 1, 2009 2:07
I made your dignity disappear.
Reading September 3, 2009 1:35
Be kindle, rewindle.
Planning Party Planning September 9, 2009 2:28
A man, a plan, a party: Ytrapa.
Stuck September 11, 2009 1:33
Why do bad things happen to such awesome people?
Storm September 16, 2009 1:51
Severe weather can be scary: Rain or shine.
Las Vegas September 17, 2009 2:02
Ah, Sin City. Th Big Apple!
Blackjack September 21, 2009 1:50
Math ruins everything. Especially addition.
2 Months 2 Million Interview September 24, 2009 3:13
The guys interview the cast of a new online poker reality show in their Las Vegas mansion.
Dare September 28, 2009 1:54
Don't kiss and tell...anybody.
On the Phone September 29, 2009 1:27
Don't hang up on your dreams. They'll get pissed.
Real World Audition October 1, 2009 1:45
This is what happens when people stop being polite and start getting hungry.
Game Show Host October 2, 2009 2:18
Is is possible for two people to be each others sidekick?
Let Me In October 7, 2009 1:53
Why lock somebody out, when you can lock them in?
Sarcasm 1:58
Say what you mean, don't mean what you say. Especially if it's mean.
Crush It! October 12, 2009 2:12
Gary Vaynerchuk brings the thunder. And not the scary kind that makes you cry.
Hilary October 13, 2009 1:38
Actions speak louder than worms.
Thai Menu October 19, 2009 2:21
Forget silence-Billy Madison is GOLDEN.
Heavy Heavy Lifting October 20, 2009 2:06
Move bitch, get in my way.
Hebrew October 23, 2009 2:04
My Jewish New Years resolution? Make more time for friends.
Bozo October 26, 2009 1:29
Learn how to take a joke...to the grave.
Tampon October 29, 2009 1:36
Jake's a real life-saver.
Eighty cents Eighty Cents October 30, 2009 2:34
There's no such thing as a free cookie lunch.
Crossword Puzzle 2:10
2 Across: Best Friends. Eleven letters.
Pie November 6, 2009 1:17
I'm not crying, it's just humid in my eyes.
Julia Nunes November 11, 2009 2:23
A song is worth a thousand words. Sometimes less.
Oh Sheesh Y'all November 13, 2009 1:24
NEW Prank War! Amir's revenge.
Puppet November 17, 2009 1:29
I shall call him...Mini-He.
Puppet Part 2 November 19, 2009 2:01
Best friends come in small packages.
Guitar Shopping November 24, 2009 2:17
Jake's singing and instrument playing is music to my ears.
Health Insurance November 30, 2009 1:41
I'm sick and tired of being ill and exhausted.
Roulette December 2, 2009 1:52
Some games can be a real headache to play.
Love Letter December 7, 2009 1:59
The language of love (English) is not easily learned.
Miami December 9, 2009 2:18
Every move you make, I'll be watching you.
Miami Pt. 2 (Driving) December 10, 2009 2:15
The longest journeys begin with a single misstep.
Miami Pt. 3 (Bang Bus) December 11, 2009 2:58
You find love in the strangest places...
Miami Pt 4 (The Crash) December 16, 2009 1:43
Is it still a car accident when it happens on purpose?
Miami Pt. 5 (Bang Bros HQ) December 22, 2009 1:59
Payback's a really, really hot bitch.
Miami Pt. 6 (The Porno) December 23, 2009 1:49
Series finales are always the sexiest.

2010[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate (YouTube) Length
Winter Coat January 4, 2010 1:59
Pay it forward. And backward.
Drawer January 7, 2010 1:21
No pain. No gain. No problem.
Set Up January 11, 2010 1:21
Nobody needs a wing-mom.
Camera January 19, 2010 1:08
Just a couple of cool photography nerds talking shop.
All-Nighter III-Toilet January 26, 2010 1:14
Privacy. By any means necessary.
Couples Therapist Part 1 (w/ Ben Schwartz) February 9, 2010 2:05
This is where the healing begins. And ends.
Couples Therapist Part 2 (w/ Ben Schwartz) February 9, 2010 2:24
In therapy, things can get real.
Amir and laptop Santa February 12, 2010 1:54
Support the Haiti relief effort by donating to Doctors Without Borders and we'll show you an exclusive Hardly Working, a commercial parody, and a Jake & Amir.
Water February 17, 2010 1:34
I'll sleep when I'm dead. And vice versa.
Amir's New Haircut 1:52
Luckily it'll grow back. I hope.
Resolutions February 18, 2010 1:22
No need for self-improvement, when you're perfect.
Vending Machine February 24, 2010 1:55
You only regret the decisions you don't make.
Dave February 26, 2010 2:06
New coworkers and fish stink like fish after three days.
Dave Pt. 2 March 2, 2010 1:50
I get high with a little help from my friends.
Moving March 3, 2010 1:25
The more things change, the less they stay the same.
Moving Part 2 March 5, 2010 1:28
It's hard to say goodbye, that's why I say "peace".
New Office March 19, 2010 2:20
Fresh start are for fresh losers.
New Office 2 March 19, 2010 2:10
Doesn't matter where we sit as long as it's together.
Football Game March 23, 2010 1:59
Change your mind, not your friends.
Chris Cooley March 25, 2010 1:45
Hard hitting interviews hurt sometimes.
Video Brainstorm March 30, 2010 1:55
There's no such thing as a good idea.
Blowing Up March 31, 2010 2:24
Some phone calls were made to be answered.
Video Chat April 6, 2010 2:43
Long distance relationships never last.
Thighs April 7, 2010 1:50
The future is a gift, that's why it's called the present.
Commute April 8, 2010 2:03
It's hard to get down to business when you live so far away.
ChatRoulette Chat Roulette April 9, 2010 1:42
In a game like this, there are no winners. Except for me.
Couch April 14, 2010 1:51
This gag always kills.
Sickly April 15, 2010 1:34
You don't have to be healthy to feel good.
Come Again April 20, 2010 1:19
Is that a me on your back, or am I just happy to...or...I dunno. Nevermind.
For the Wolf April 22, 2010 1:43
If dogs are a man's best friend then Jake is definitely my bitch.
Snowstorm April 23, 2010 1:54
You can't cover the in snow. Or in general.
March Madness Pt. 3 April 28, 2010 2:37
You make 100% of the shots you don't miss.
Yoga Yoga April 30, 2010 1:43
It's about exercising your core, and impressing your friends.
Jordan May 4, 2010 1:46
Keep your friends close, and the actors hired to play them so they can work from home closer.
Cousins Cousins May 6, 2010 1:35
Blood is thicker than water. But soda trumps all.
AprilFool April Fool May 17, 2010 1:29
It's never too late to whip out your favorite joke.
iPad May 17, 2010 1:46
And this is something Amir is really excited about.
Moment of Silence May 19, 2010 2:36
No actions speak louder than no words.
Explain Explanation May 21, 2010 1:15
Fiction is stranger than truth.
Taxes May 24, 2010 2:19
The only thing taxing about your taxes is filling them out and stuff.
PrivateEyePart1 Private Eye Part 1 (w/ Ben Schwartz) May 26, 2010 3:00
Learning about your best friend takes time (and money).
PrivateEyePart2 Private Eye Part 2 (w/ Ben Schwartz) May 27, 2010 2:39
The best thing about plans is that they always work.
Push-Up Contest June 3, 2010 2:07
When it comes to exercise, motivation is everything. Also, upper body strength is everything.
Time Saver June 8, 2010 2:21
Time is money...And I'm rich!
Consoling June 10, 2010 1:38
Cheer up. Don't be down. I left. Right?
Mother's Day June 15, 2010 2:35
There's nothing stronger than a mother's love. But I've been working out.
Embarrassed June 17, 2010 1:31
Boy is my face red. With joy.
Cereal June 28, 2010 1:01
Pranks are part of a balanced breakfast, BITCH!
Break a Leg July 6, 2010 1:24
Focus, concentration, chips. I have all of these things.
Rubik's Cube July 9, 2010 1:31
Don't get puzzled. Get even.
Oil spill Oil Spill July 12, 2010 2:04
Gallons and gallons of fun!
Cincinnati July 13, 2010 2:14
Every day is an adventure. Except boring days.
Treats July 15, 2010 1:47
It's so hard finding some shut eye at work.
Teasing 1:53
Don't tease me, bro!
World Cup July 14, 2010 1:28
Gooooool! To the bathroom.
Rubik's Cube Pt. 2 July 21, 2010 2:22
You can't teach skill.
Office Painter Part 1 (w/ Ben Schwartz) July 27, 2010 1:52
Art doesn't need to be explained. It needs to be appreciated. NOW!
Office Painter Part 2 (w/ Ben Schwartz) July 28, 2010 0:34
Paying people back is a bitch.
Letter August 3, 2010 1:36
You've got mail. Get it? I'm the AOL guy.
Crabs August 4, 2010 1:10
Why so crabby?
Emails Emails August 5, 2010 1:43
Justice is not only blind, it's served.
Aunt August 5, 2010 2:03
They say family comes first, but for me it's bros before hos.
Muffin August 5, 2010 1:43
You can't spell diet without DIES!
Baby Baby August 5, 2010 1:37
Little things are a big deal.
Freaky Friday 2:13
Soul switching is for soul mates.
Record Breaker August 13, 2010 3:13
Don't hold your breathe.
Typewriter August 16, 2010 1:52
Why write when you can type?
Job Job 1:44
When it comes to not doing work, I'm all business.
Girlfriend August 18, 2010 1:53
Caught in a good romance.
Girlfriend Pt. 2 August 19, 2010 2:33
If you want her, come claim her!
Girlfriend Pt. 3 August 23, 2010 2:39
Bad call.
Girlfriend Pt. 4 August 25, 2010 1:50
When you know, you know. You know?
Girlfriend Pt. 5 September 1, 2010 2:43
Opportunity knocks. Hard.
Girlfriend Pt. 6 September 7, 2010 2:04
Honesty is the best policy. Also, store credit is good.
Girlfriend Pt. 7 September 9, 2010 2:27
Decisions are harder than anything. Even diamonds.
Girlfriend Pt. 8 September 15, 2010 2:12
Death is a part of life. Specifically the last part.
Icing Icing September 20, 2010 1:38
Bros icing bros before hos.
JakesTwiter Jake's Twitter September 22, 2010 2:40
Jake doesn't give a tweet.
ForTheWolfShirt For the Wolf Shirt September 24, 2010 2:01
New shirts are better than new friends.
Mouse Trap September 29, 2010 1:34
Sometimes I just feel...trapped.
Mirror Image September 30, 2010 1:02
Fate doesn't just happen, you have to try.
Resume Resume October 5, 2010 2:08
You have to apply yourself.
Voicemail October 28, 2010 2:09
This message had better self destruct.
Trick or Treat October 30, 2010 1:53
Like stealing candy from hundreds of babies...
Mickey Mickey November 3, 2010 3:04
Everything is free if you don't pay for it ;)
Mugging November 9, 2010 1:52
Save the trauma for your mama.
Evicted November 11, 2010 1:38
You're either in or you're out. And you're cold.
Loud Movie November 17, 2010 1:51
Coming soon to theater near Jake.
Tickets November 18, 2010 1:54
Too fast, not furious enough.
Micah's Facebook November 22, 2010 1:58
It's like talking to a wall.
Breakfast Breakfast 2:37
You are everything you eat.
Lunch 1:51
I'm hungry! For companionship.
Studio Audience November 29, 2010 1:28
Let's hear it from the peanut gallery.
Niece 2:18
Promises were made to be broken.
Auto Tune the News December 2, 2010 2:56
Songs are music to my ears.
Ping Pong Ping Pong December 6, 2010 1:55
Winners never lose.
Staycation (Part 1) December 30, 2010 2:14
Why vacate when you can staycate?
Staycation: Part 2 1:35
You just got burned!
Toilet Paper 2:19
I need T.P. for your friendship.
Candy 2:19
Celebration 1:31
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Bake Sale 3:51
Wikileaks
Darren
Jake's Cousin 1:22
Toy Drive 1:45
Kitchen 2:15
Mime 1:54

2011[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate (YouTube) Length
Movie Pitches January 18, 2011 2:32
The best ideas are my ideas.
Angry Birds Angry Birds January 20, 2011 2:44
Two can play at this game.
Bathroom Break February 9, 2011 2:02
Doors don't keep other people out. They lock you in.
Ransom February 16, 2011 1:56
We're lucky to be alive
Profile Pic February 18, 2011 2:18
Set your picture, it'll last longer.
Suggestion Box February 23, 2011 1:42
You better better yourself.
Suggestion Box Part 2 2:33
Birthday Present March 2, 2011 2:13
The gift that keeps on taking.
YouTube March 4, 2011 2:16
Don't screw off at work.
Vegan March 16, 2011 2:07
You are what you don't eat. A CHICKEN.
Vest March 28, 2011 2:26
Sometimes fashion is the worst tragedy.
Rick Fox April 1, 2011 2:27
Gambling is your best bet.
Triathlon April 12, 2011 2:25
Steal from the rich and give to the me.
Rap Teacher (with Hoodie Allen) April 19, 2011 2:37
Rap is poetry set to a phat beat
The Music Box April 26, 2011 2:22
H.R. Guy Part 1 (w/ Ben Schwartz) April 29, 2011 2:39
A.B.C. -Always Be Prepared.
Powder May 4, 2011 1:47
Make up your mind. And body.
H.R. Guy Part 2 (w/ Ben Schwartz) May 6, 2011 2:34
Stuck in the office with yoush.
Tutors May 16, 2011 2:20
You just got schooled.
Facebook Privacy May 26, 2011 2:23
Set your social status.
(ft. Thomas Middleditch) Doobs May 28, 2011 1:49
My enemy's enemy is my enemy. Doobs.
Beeper June 8, 2011 3:09
Why call when you can page?
Soda June 8, 2011 1:46
You don't really give a sip, do you?
Hygiene June 8, 2011 1:55
Smell ya later. Also smell ya now.
Last Night June 8, 2011 2:58
It's called the past because I was passed out.
IOU June 8, 2011 2:59
Don't blow smoke up my glass.
Bucket List June 9, 2011 3:32
A to-do list, to die for.
New Voice 2:20
Oscar Pool
Oscar Pool II
March Madness Part 4 2:36
Videos June 10, 2011 2:08
There's nothing funny about making videos.
Business Ideas June 10, 2011 2:49
I'm a man with a plans.
Set Me Up June 11, 2011 2:16
I'm really late, for a very important date.
High School June 11, 2011 2:24
Let me hang out. Or in.
LOLaid Japan 2:03
Rick Fox 2 June 12, 2011 1:59
The yolk's on you.
Fedora 1:49
Fashion Blog June 13, 2011 2:26
A style guide from a style guy
Knives June 13, 2011 1:58
Cut me deep, bro.
Boot Camp June 14, 2011 2:22
Get fit or die lyin'
Karate June 15, 2011 1:38
Hi-ya! Doing today?
Journal June 16, 2011 1:39
Diaries are for girls. Journals are for squirrels.
Cereal Thief June 22, 2011 1:25
Take what you want. Not what you have.
Snakebite June 28, 2011 2:05
Bite me thrice, shame on you.
Mark and Karen June 29, 2011 2:21
Help you, Help me.
Prom July 5, 2011 3:50
The most tragical night of my life.
The Moment July 6, 2011 2:26
Life is like a fish. You can't capture it.
Jake's New Shirt July 7, 2011 2:15
You gotta learn how to sell t-shirts, man.
Choking July 12, 2011 2:25
He's dead serious.
Screenplay July 14, 2011 2:22
The trick is making it good to read.
Ice Cream Break July 20, 2011 2:27
Sweet creams are made of cheese.
Daughter July 27, 2011 2:15
Family is like milk. Spoiled rotten.
Gym August 4, 2011 2:19
You can run, but you can't walk.
Favor August 11, 2011 1:43
Do me a solid. Not a liquid.
Grandma August 17, 2011 2:44
Sad-adelic, baby!
Carbs August 24, 2011 2:09
Don't diet till you try it.
Graveyard August 24, 2011 2:37
Ghost of girlfriend past.
Headset August 26, 2011 2:29
Look, ma! Two hands!
Osama August 30, 2011 2:06
Yesterdays news is today's old news.
Business Card September 14, 2011 2:30
It's none of your business, card.
Shaving September 16, 2011 2:08
Cut my hair into pieces. This is my last razor.
Translator September 16, 2011 2:41
Fluent in the language of love. And Hebrew.
Hot Box
Jake's Gift September 16, 2011 2:46
Birthday presents are the best kind of presents.
Barbershop Quartet September 23, 2011 2:09
This is music to my tears.
Braces September 24, 2011 2:02
Why pay for a million dollar smile?
Brown Teepee September 25, 2011 1:59
That is one crappy prank.
High School Play September 27, 2011 2:12
I was way off broadway.
Put it in the Box (Jake and Amir Remix) September 27, 2011 1:54
Remix by Stony
Talent Show September 28, 2011 2:29
I got the skills to pay really small bills.
Cologne September 30, 2011 1:52
Having an odor problem stinks.
Cereal Part 2 October 6, 2011 1:53
Part of a balanced ass-kicking.
Deals October 11, 2011 2:25
It takes money to make money. Guaranteed.
Diseases 2:00
Suitcase October 11, 2011 1:50
If you see something, yell something.
Fired Fired October 12, 2011 28:32
CollegeHumor's new CEO Alan Avery makes Jake an offer he can't refuse: fire Amir and get a promotion. However, Jake soon realizes that life without Amir isn't everything he expected.
Scrapbook October 14, 2011 1:58
Memories are the only way we remember things.
Notified October 21, 2011 2:33
Lord give me the strength. To change my profile pic.
Trouble October 25, 2011 2:00
Rules were made to be spoken.
Economic Crisis 2 October 31, 2011 3:30
Knowledge is powerless.
Nuggets October 31, 2011 1:52
Don't munch on my lunch.
Important Meeting November 2, 2011 1:43
Light as a feather, stiff as I'm bored.
Hospital November 3, 2011 2:18
Only the good die old.
Rap Teacher 2 with Hoodie Allen November 7, 2011 2:22
Freestyle makes me smile.
Blender November 9, 2011 2:34
I'm a smoothie operater.
Fired Commercial 3:08
Rick Fox 3 November 22, 2011 2:36
Egg me twice, shame on me.
Charity November 29, 2011 2:25
Every penny doesn't count.
Would You Rather November 30, 2011 2:32
Jake and Amir discuss several classic age old questions.
FIAT Presents: Road Trip 1 December 1, 2011 1:23
Jake and Amir get gassy.
Earrings December 7, 2011 2:28
Clear eyes, pierced ears, can't lose.
FIAT Presents: Road Trip 2 December 9, 2011 2:40
Jake and Amir give away a car.
Road Trip 3: The Live Show, presented by FIAT December 12, 2011 3:12
Jake and Amir host the FIAT live show at the House of Blues in Boston.
Are We Okay? December 14, 2011 2:35
United we stand. Divided we stand more.
Coffee Shop December 15, 2011 2:00
Caffeine free is not the way I be.
Feast December 16, 2011 2:04
Turkey dinner tonight?
Costumes December 19, 2011 1:41
A blessing in this guise.
Rosie's Appointment December 22, 2011 2:16
Fess up or mess up.
The Bet December 26, 2011 1:17
Win or Lose: You Lost!
AceandJocelynShirt Ace and Jocelyn Shirt December 27, 2011 2:24
This shirt is bananas. B-A-N-B-A-N-S
Doobs 2 ft. Thomas Middleditch December 30, 2011 2:58
New name. Same game.
Driving Home 3:00

2012[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate (YouTube) Length
Cheryl January 5, 2012 1:36
My sister from another mister.
Secret Santa January 11, 2012 2:11
My presents, are my presents.
Secret Santa 2 January 11, 2012 2:12
My presents, are my presents.
Parkour January 14, 2012 1:50
Can you freestyle walk the walk?
Texting January 17, 2012 2:35
Write it. Don't fight it.
Album January 25, 2012 2:08
Music is music to my ears.
Soup Kitchen January 26, 2012 2:11
Help the greedy feed the needy.
Jacuzzi January 27, 2012 2:34
If you can't stand the hot, stay out of the tub.
Facebook Redesign February 1, 2012 2:53
Spare me your change.
Break February 3, 2012 3:24
How I spent my winter vacation.
Brownie February 7, 2012 2:29
You know you make me wanna scout.
Wise February 16, 2012 2:08
Fortune favors the cookie.
Laundry February 20, 2012 2:27
Cleanliness is next to Godlessness.
Los Angeles February 22, 2012 2:20
We must be tripping.
Airplane February 23, 2012 3:00
Our friendship is taking off.
Itinerary March 2, 2012 2:59
I don't have a hidden agenda.
Mountain Hiker Part 1 w/ Ben Schwartz March 9, 2012 2:28
Be careful what you never wished for. Cows.
Mountain Hiker Part 2 w/ Ben Schwartz March 12, 2012 2:37
Lose yourself in Mother Nature.
Traffic March 14, 2012 2:37
Stuck in the middle lane with you.
Toothbrush March 20, 2012 2:19
Y'all wanna floss with us?
Valentines Day March 30, 2012 2:58
Fake holiday. Real emotion.
Tipping April 3, 2012 2:48
Gratuity is gratuitous.
New Shirt April 5, 2012 2:16
Out with the old and in with the you
Bagels April 10, 2012 2:40
You gotta make dough to make a little dough.
Chin Strap Beard April 23, 2012 2:24
Chin up, with your cock out.
Club May 1, 2012 2:58
Lines are signs of sublime times.
March Madness Pt. 5 May 11, 2012 3:41
My brackets cause rackets.
Kobayashi May 22, 2012 2:16
The boy who cried weiner.
Thoughts June 4, 2012 3:47
Don't flush your dreams away.
Rap Teacher 3 w/ Hoodie Allen June 6, 2012 3:34
Aardvarks are the best. Alphabetically.
Chugging June 6, 2012 2:38
Don't fear the beer.
Waitress June 7, 2012 2:58
The customer's always wrong.
Normal Conversation June 7, 2012 2:45
Talk like no one's listening.
Blood Donation June 7, 2012 2:58
Give red, to make green.
Survey June 11, 2012 2:54
Don't question my answers.
Trust Fall 2 June 12, 2012 3:12
Let the body hit the floor.
Table Read June 19, 2012 3:45
Don't put words in my mouth.
Food Poisoning (All Nighter 2012) June 29, 2012 2:59
Be a trooper. Not a pooper.
Reddit July 10, 2012 3:23
The host with the most posts.
IT Guy July 12, 2012 2:58
I have 99 computer problems. And this bitch is one.
Interrogator Part 1 w/ Ben Schwartz July 20, 2012 2:29
Love has its ups and downs.
Interrogator Part 2 w/ Ben Schwartz July 24, 2012 2:17
Blow the case wide open.
Hookah July 30, 2012 2:24
Accept the smoke, that's it.
App Ideas August 3, 2012 3:35
Pitches get stitches.
Muscle Tee August 10, 2012 1:55
No sleeves till Brooklyn.
Olympics August 16, 2012 2:26
Out with the gold, in with the you.
Seminar August 23, 2012 2:40
Practice what you speech.
Internship Interviews August 31, 2012 3:08
It's hard to find free help these days.
Real Estate September 4, 2012 3:37
A history of rental illness.
Double Date Part 1 September 5, 2012 3:26
An (un)friendly game of spin the bottle.
Double Date Part 2 September 6, 2012 3:34
Winner, winner fricken DINNER.
Double Date Part 3 September 7, 2012 2:19
An (un)friendly game of spin the bottle.
Cheryl Part 2 w/ Allison Williams September 18, 2012 3:27
She's crazy for you.
Double Date Pt. 4 September 28, 2012 2:23
The double date from hell goes to heaven.
Opposite Day October 10, 2012 2:23
This isn't not a bad idea.
Date Ideas October 17, 2012 3:14
This Fall, fall in love, with love.
Ice Breakers October 24, 2012 3:00
Once you get to know me, I'm a bad guy.
Costume Party October 31, 2012 2:27
My condiments to the chef.
Milk Man Part 1 w/ Ben Schwartz October 31, 2012 2:21
Truth or dairy?
Hurricane Charity November 6, 2012 2:35
It's better to give, than receive ham.
Milk Man Part 2 w/ Ben Schwartz November 14, 2012 2:20
The Milk Man delivered.
Sandwich Email November 21, 2012 2:52
Let's get to the meat of the issue.
Sunday Football December 12, 2012 4:04
Are you ready for some foosball?!
Vote Part 2 3:41
Split Pea Soup December 19, 2012 2:54
This soup's on me!

2013[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate (YouTube) Length
Corduroy Pants January 2, 2013 3:47
Time to cut the cords.
Doobs Part 3 w/ Thomas Middleditch January 9, 2013 3:40
Don't change the player. Change the name.
Butt Chugging January 23, 2013 4:10
Bottoms up!
Dog January 24, 2013 2:56
No animals were hurt in the writing of this video.
Homeland January 30, 2013 2:18
Don't ruin this for me.
Poker January 30, 2013 2:47
Shuffle up and deal with it.
Ace and Jocelyn - Episode 9 February 6, 2013 3:13
In space, nobody can hear you cream.
30th Birthday February 20, 2013 3:02
Thirty is the new dirty.
Dinner Jokes February 27, 2013 3:26
I hate eating my words.
Girls March 13, 2013 3:36
Always dissing, never kissing.
Work Out Clothes March 16, 2013 3:03
Twas a dream...
One Almond March 21, 2013 3:15
I'm nuts for domain names.
March Madness Pt. 6' March 27, 2013 3:59
My picks are hot, and newsflash, I'm not.
CEO April 3, 2013 3:23
You can't lie a liar.
Movie Date (w/ Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch) April 10, 2013 4:26
Independent ladies love independent films.
Movie Date 2 (w/ Ben Schwartz & Thomas Middleditch) April 17, 2013 5:13
There are such things as stupid questions.
Baby Björn April 23, 2013 2:52
He was Bjorn in the USA.
Fur April 30, 2013 3:35
Animal rights? Nah, animals wrong.
Gay Marriage May 7, 2013 3:38
I now pronounce me husband for life.
Rolex May 14, 2013 3:48
It's time for friendship.
Rick Fox 4 (with Eliza Dushku) May 21, 2013 2:56
I ain't no chicken.
Jake and Amir's Dream May 24, 2013 3:04
With special guests Broad City, BriTANick, and the Gregory Brothers.
Meeting Invitation June 4, 2013 3:20
R.S.V.P? Nah, R.S.V.Me.
Tiny Wings June 11, 2013 3:58
I don't play games. I beat them.
iPhone Case June 18, 2013 3:18
You don't know jacking.
Instagram June 25, 2013 4:39
I have no filter.
Vandalism July 2, 2013 2:46
This is such crap.
Get Rich Quick Schemes July 9, 2013 3:03
Make money, not war.
4th of July Scroll July 16, 2013 4:48
This is a panic attack of my character.
Password July 16, 2013 3:03
You shall not password.
Lunch Conversation July 24, 2013 1:54
Conversation killer? I'm a conversation thriller.
Citizen's Arrest July 30, 2013 3:24
I must drug bust.
Swag August 6, 2013 3:39
I have the moves like swagger.
Rick Roll August 13, 2013 2:49
Rick, Paper, Scissors
Bus August 20, 2013 3:20
Public transportation, Private conversations.
Shia August 27, 2013 3:24
Where's the beef?
Frat September 3, 2013 2:57
Get me to the Greek System.
Airline Scam September 10, 2013 3:29
Beat the system, don't let the system beat you.
Lights Out September 17, 2013 2:51
Are you afraid of the light?
Hotel Room September 25, 2013 4:04
This room has no service.
Talent Show Part 2 October 1, 2013 2:43
We are all unique. We are all special.
Audition October 8, 2013 3:45
Look the part, book the part.
Reddit Part 2 October 15, 2013 3:47
Upvote me to karma heaven, baby!
Nose Job October 22, 2013 3:33
Smell ya later.
Lottery October 29, 2013 2:34
Lightning strikes thrice.
Costumes Part 2 October 31, 2013 2:12
Dress up? That's messed up.
Couch for Sale November 5, 2013 3:22
Craigslist? Nah, Craig's pissed.
Tongue November 12, 2013 2:19
Can't got your tongue?
Pizza November 19, 2013 3:26
A steal at slice the price.
Breakfast Date November 26, 2013 3:01
Part of a balanced friendship.
Thanksgiving Scroll November 28, 2013 4:16
Words speak louder than actions.
Bread December 3, 2013 3:07
Call me the dough boy. Please.
Amnesia December 10, 2013 2:58
I forget what I can't remember.
Dating Apps December 17, 2013 2:52
I'm a lover and a fighter.

2014[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate (YouTube) Length
Relocation January 2, 2014 2:07
Move, boy. Get out the way.
Last Day January 7, 2014 3:08
The beginning of the end of the middle.
RoadTrip1NewJersey Road Trip Part 1 (New Jersey) January 14, 2014 2:30
Better than old jersey.
RoadTrip2NewOrleans Road Trip Part 2 (New Orleans) January 22, 2014 2:48
Better than old Orleans.
RoadTrip3Texas Road Trip Part 3 (Texas) January 28, 2014 3:32
Find fine dining, by dining at a finer diner!
RoadTrip4NewMexico Road Trip Part 4 (New Mexico) February 4, 2014 4:55
Jaking Bad.
RoadTrip5GrandCanyon Road Trip Part 5 (Grand Canyon) February 11, 2014 3:14
A whole new hole.
RoadTrip6Vegas Road Trip Part 6 (Las Vegas) February 18, 2014 3:33
What happens in Vegas?
RoadTrip7TheEnd Road Trip Part 7 (The End) February 25, 2014 5:33
It's been a good ride...
Printer Printer March 11, 2014 2:28
It's hard not to disconnect.
Bitcoin Bitcoin March 18, 2014 2:59
Say good buy to my digital money.
March MadnessPart7 March Madness 7 March 25, 2014 2:51
The march towards madness continues.
BieberFever Bieber Fever April 1, 2014 3:26
He makes me sick to my stomach.
AprilFoolsSoup April Fools Soup April 8, 2014 3:09
This years hottest prank.
RealEstateAgentPart1 Real Estate Agent Part 1 (w/ Ben Schwartz) April 15, 2014 3:55
No sweet home.
RealEstateAgentPart2 Real Estate Agent Part 2 (w/ Ben Schwartz) April 22, 2014 2:47
This place could be sweeter...
PosterIdeas Poster Ideas April 22, 2014 4:21
A picture is worth a thousand dollars.
DrivingLesson Driving Lesson April 29, 2014 3:44
It takes a bad driver to know Amir.
Gardening Gardening May 6, 2014 2:24
Who has two greenthumbs and doesn't give a crap?
TableRead2 Table Read 2 May 13, 2014 3:23
Actions speak louder than nerds.
Hoops Hoops May 22, 2014 2:10
He got shame.
Tinder Tinder May 27, 2014 4:13
It's love at first swipe.
PersonalityQuiz Personality Quiz June 3, 2014 3:06
I Got Jake -- Which Jake and Amir character are you?
DJBusiness DJ Business June 10, 2014 3:31
I'm not a music man, I'm a music, man.
NYvsLA NY vs LA June 17, 2014 2:54
Nothing fills you up like a hearty debate.
GameIdeas Game Ideas June 24, 2014 3:25
You gotta pay to play.
VacationScroll Vacation Scroll July 1, 2014 3:36
Go away! With me.
WorldCup2 World Cup 2 July 8, 2014 3:49
A sequel four years in the making.
CelebrityDate Celebrity Date July 15, 2014 4:04
In LA, it's not "How do you do?" it's "Who do you do?"
Horoscopes Horoscopes July 22, 2014 4:02
Your wish is your command.
Gum Gum July 29, 2014 2:59
Chew on this.
Birfday Birfday August 5, 2014 3:06
The present isn't a gift. Coupons are.
CreditCard Credit Card August 12, 2014 3:20
Apply yourself.
StandingDesk Standing Desk August 19, 2014 3:03
I hope you're sitting down.
Headshots Headshots August 26, 2014 2:55
A picture is worth a thousand ME.
IceBucketChallenge Ice Bucket Challenge September 2, 2014 2:35
Be a hero. Not a zero.
Grill Grill September 9, 2014 3:31
My mouth went double platinum.
OnlineShopping Online Shopping September 16, 2014 2:53
Once you shop, you can't stop.
Copier Copier September 23, 2014 2:29
The butt of every joke.
Feminist Feminist September 30, 2014 3:05
Equality is a pain in the ass.
IPhone6 iPhone 6 October 7, 2014 3:05
Ever heard of the 4G network? This is the orgy network. Yeah.
SongOfYou Song of You October 14, 2014 3:26
My gift is my song. And this one's for me.
LaundryDay Laundry Day October 21, 2014 2:31
Wash and learn.
CostumesPart3 Costumes - Part 3 October 28, 2014 3:09
A master of disguise and a lover of this guy.
DateNight Date Night November 4, 2014 2:52
Ignorance is bliss and I'm the blissest.
StockMarket Stock Market November 11, 2014 3:37
If you can't handle the swings, get out of the playground.
FullBodyCast Full Body Cast November 19, 2014 2:46
Sticks and stones will break my bones.
DayAfterThanksgiving Day After Thanksgiving December 2, 2014 5:03
Revenge is a dish best served old.
Ebola Ebola December 9, 2014 2:40
My passion for life is contagious.
Serial Serial December 16, 2014 3:19
God blast this podcast.

2015[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate Length
PaintingIdeas Painting Ideas January 6, 2015 2:44
Our friendship is a work of art.
FishScroll Fish Scroll January 13, 2015 4:20
This list really stinks.
Compost Compost January 20, 2015 3:49
It's a dirty job but nobody has to do it.
FinalePart1 Finale - Part 1 (The Idea) February 17, 2015 3:37
The beginning of the end. Of the middle.
FinalePart2 Finale - Part 2 (Ben Schwartz - Part 1) February 24, 2015 3:46
He's here to write our wrongs.
FinalePart3 Finale - Part 3 (Ben Schwartz - Part 2) March 3, 2015 6:49
Fifteen's Company.
File:FinalePart4.png Finale - Part 4 (Power Lunch) March 10, 2015 03:39
File:FinalePart5.png Finale - Part 5 (The Auditions) March 17, 2015 07:03
File:FinalePart6.png Finale - Part 6 (The Shoot) March 24, 2015 03:32
File:FinalePart7.png Finale - Part 7 (Limo) March 31, 2015 04:08
File:FinalePart6.png The Last Jake and Amir Episode Ever April 07, 2015 08:05

2016[]

Picture Episode Title Original Airdate Length
File:DonaltTrump.png Donald Trump October 27, 2016 05:33
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