Script for Fourth of July
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Jake: Woah. Did you get this email?
Amir: Hmm?
Jake: Did you get this email?
Amir: No, I didn't, I didn't even bring my computer in today, honestly.
Jake: Where were you 4th of July weekend?
Amir: Uh, I went to... I went to the home, to my home. I went home 4th of July weekend.
Jake: You went home?
Amir: Yeah. It was crazy!
Jake: OK. Are you sure you went home 4th of July weekend?
Amir: Was that a Tuesday?
Jake: It was a weekend. Friday.
Amir: I went home.
Jake: Just so you know this email is a surveillance video that security took because they want to know who this was staying in the office all weekend. And you were home this weekend?
Amir: I was at my... home...
Jake: Come over here and watch this video with me.
Amir: OK, good. I want to know what happened in the office cause I was at, I was at home.
(Jake points at the video playing on his monitor)
Jake: Alright, so that's not you dancing?
Amir: Ah, wow, no. That looks like me though, so I can see... I'm not offended because that guy's handsome and so am I. But, holy... that was awesome, or I was ... that is... that is an awesome dance, whoever that is.
Jake: Alright, how about...this is... who's this in a penguin costume saying "Jake" over and over again?
Amir: I can see... honestly I can see why you would think it was me.
Jake: Yeah.
Amir: It's logical to think that.
Jake: Uh-huh.
Amir: It wasn't... though.
Jake: OK. How about when this guy comes right up to the camera?
Tape Amir: Du-du-du-du-du-du... yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, one second, one second, hey, hey security, hey, it's Amir.
Amir: See that could be any Amir. He just said Amir.
Tape Amir: It's Amir Blumenfeld, specifically.
Amir: That? Oh, that is me, but... I think that wasn't 4th of...
Tape Amir: And it's the 4th of July weekend and I'm...
Amir: You know, this is... that is my house.
Tape Amir: And I'm in the office. I ain't at home bitches!
Amir: I was here.
Jake: Just go.
Amir: Yeah, OK.

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