Script for Fourth of July |
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- Jake: Woah. Did you get this email?
- Amir: Hmm?
- Jake: Did you get this email?
- Amir: No, I didn't, I didn't even bring my computer in today, honestly.
- Jake: Where were you 4th of July weekend?
- Amir: Uh, I went to... I went to the home, to my home. I went home 4th of July weekend.
- Jake: You went home?
- Amir: Yeah. It was crazy!
- Jake: OK. Are you sure you went home 4th of July weekend?
- Amir: Was that a Tuesday?
- Jake: It was a weekend. Friday.
- Amir: I went home.
- Jake: Just so you know this email is a surveillance video that security took because they want to know who this was staying in the office all weekend. And you were home this weekend?
- Amir: I was at my... home...
- Jake: Come over here and watch this video with me.
- Amir: OK, good. I want to know what happened in the office cause I was at, I was at home.
- (Jake points at the video playing on his monitor)
- Jake: Alright, so that's not you dancing?
- Amir: Ah, wow, no. That looks like me though, so I can see... I'm not offended because that guy's handsome and so am I. But, holy... that was awesome, or I was ... that is... that is an awesome dance, whoever that is.
- Jake: Alright, how about...this is... who's this in a penguin costume saying "Jake" over and over again?
- Amir: I can see... honestly I can see why you would think it was me.
- Jake: Yeah.
- Amir: It's logical to think that.
- Jake: Uh-huh.
- Amir: It wasn't... though.
- Jake: OK. How about when this guy comes right up to the camera?
- Tape Amir: Du-du-du-du-du-du... yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, one second, one second, hey, hey security, hey, it's Amir.
- Amir: See that could be any Amir. He just said Amir.
- Tape Amir: It's Amir Blumenfeld, specifically.
- Amir: That? Oh, that is me, but... I think that wasn't 4th of...
- Tape Amir: And it's the 4th of July weekend and I'm...
- Amir: You know, this is... that is my house.
- Tape Amir: And I'm in the office. I ain't at home bitches!
- Amir: I was here.
- Jake: Just go.
- Amir: Yeah, OK.