Script for High School Friend |
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- Jake: (On his phone) Hey, what's up dude? You here? Nice. Alright, I'll come right down. See ya. (Hangs up)
- Amir: What the hell are you doing, man?
- Jake: I'm just going to pick up my friend from high school, give him a little tour.
- Amir: Ha ha yeah. You don't see me hanging out with like friends high school giving tours for fun. Right?
- Jake: You don't have any friends.
- Amir: Don't need friends, I have you. You bring your friend up here, I'm gonna beat the shit out of him. That's a guarantee, alright?
- Jake: Just try to be polite, please? We're not gonna be here long, alright.
- Amir: Yeah, I'll be polite. I'll be polite when I kick his ass OUTTA here! He's done dude!
- Jake: (Walking away) Chill out!
- (Amir gets up and practices fighting)
- Amir: You're welcome Jake. Whatever.
- (Jake returns with his friend; Amir is facing the window airboxing, so Jake taps him on the shoulder to get his attention)
- Jake: Amir.
- Amir: What's up man?
- Jake: This is my friend Josh.
- Amir: Yeah, what's up bro...
- Josh: Hey, nice to meet you.
- Amir: Yeah, for sho. Uh... this guy's fly. This guy's definitely fly. What are you guys doing tonight? All-around shorties? I know a phat party. We can go right now.
- Josh: What's up with your friend, Jake?
- Amir: (Doing the wave with Josh's arm) Woo!
- Jake: Everything. I don't know where to start, I guess.
- Amir: I like this guy, you know? I really do.
- Jake: You like this guy. Cause...
- Amir: Yeah. Yeah.
- Jake: Cause a minute ago you said you were gonna kick his ass.
- Josh: What?!
- Amir: Pff...
- Jake: Yeah, you know what, you guaranteed it actually.
- Amir: What?
- Jake: You guaranteed you were gonna beat the shit out of him.
- Amir: No... I think I was talking about your other friend.
- (Amir tries to punch Josh, but Josh catches his fist, twists his arm behind his back and forces him onto his desk)
- Amir: Nngh! Jake! Awgh... Good luck getting into a phat party without me, you guys.
- (Josh twists his arm more, with a crunching sound)
- Amir: AAAHHH!—