Script for Icing |
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Opening Sequence[]
- Jake: Hey, you're watching Jake and Amir.
- Amir: Duh.
- Jake: Why do you have to be in the room?
- Amir: I'm lonely.
Episode[]
- (Jake is playing How to Train Your Dragon)
- Jake: Dammit, stop!
- (Amir comes up to Jake with a Smirnoff ice)
- Amir: Um, I believe this ice is for you.
- Jake: Um—
- Amir: As you have just been iced!
- Jake: Okay, I am not playing Bros Icing Bros.
- Amir: Chug it, pledge!
- Jake: This game was popular like two months ago, and nobody's playing anymore.
- Amir: Do you have any idea what the punishment is for a bitching bro who doesn't wanna chug his ice?
- Jake: No.
- Amir: Okay, me neither. I was hoping you would. The website's kind of hazy on that.
- Jake: I think you just get deactivated from the game or something.
- Amir: No no no! It has to be a more severe punishment than that.
- Jake: Just, shh! I don't know what it is because I'm not playing—
- Amir: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug—
- Pat: Shut up!
- Amir: Sorry. You wouldn't want—you wouldn't want me to apologize though if you knew what this bro was doing, you'd want me to yell chug, cause this guy—you wouldn't—you'd know—
- Jake: Can you finish a sentence properly? You're stuttering, you just, y-y-y-you can't say anything right!
- Amir: Okay you're frustrating me! You're—
- Jake: Well still, you should be able to talk! Why don't you chug it?
- Amir: Gladly!
- (Amir chugs it)
- Jake: Okay, now you're without an ice, so (grabs an ice), I ice you.
- Amir: What.
- Jake: You don't have an ice; I'm icing you.
- Amir: Well, I think there's a rule that says you can't really chug two in a row, because—
- Jake: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
- (Amir chugs it)
- Amir: And now, since you don't have an ice, I will ice (grabs an ice) you!
- (Jake grabs an ice)
- Jake: Ice blocked! Sorry, now you gotta drink them both.
- Amir: How do you have that?!
- Jake: Why are you so drunk already?
- Amir: I was iced twice on the way to work!
- Jake: Wow, on the way to work?
- Amir: Once on the subway, and once right in the lobby of our building!