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- (Amir is on stage with The Takeover UK.)
- Amir: (singing) You'll fix everything by just being here-ah! (points at Jake; speaking) So. That one's called "When You're Having a Bad Day."
- Jake: I'm familiar with it.
- Amir: You're familiar with it? That's it?
- Jake: What do you want me to say? The band did great. You are very bad.
- Amir: (satisfied) How was?
- Jake: Did you hear what... Amir?
- Amir: Yeah?
- Jake: Did you hear what I said about your singing? It was very bad? I said it was bad.
- Amir: As a band, where do you foresee us going (air quotes) "from here"?
- (Josh starts drumming.)
- Amir: ONE SECOND, Bradlin. Sorry.
- Nic (Guitarist 1): Uh, his name's Josh.
- Josh: Yeah, my name's Josh, I was gonna say that.
- Amir: Okay, here's the problem. Usually, I'm rocking that thing, the guitar with the four strings.
- Derek (Bassist): No you don't, man.
- Jake: The bass.
- Amir: The paste, yeah. Usually I'm on the paste, and it's just like—
- Jake: I said the bass.
- Amir: I said the bass.
- Derek: You said paste.
- Amir: One second, Bradlin. Sorry, but nobody's talking to you.
- Derek: It's Derek.
- Jake: You keep calling everyone "Bradlin" and it's not a name.
- Amir: Yeah, I know, I know.
- Jake: It's... weird.
- Amir: Okay, okay, okay, eff him. You know what? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! (points at Jake)
- (The band doesn't play.)
- Amir: (frustrated grunt) Okay, band meeting, one second. (The band huddles together for a meeting.) All right, who here wants to get signed?
- (Mark (Guitarist 2) raises his hand.)
- Amir: So that's one.
- Josh: We're already signed.
- Amir: Great. (Turns back to Jake.) We are Jake and the Amirs!
- Mark: Awesome!
- Nic: Uh, we're called The Takeover UK?
- Mark: Oh yeah, that's right. Still, I like this guy's leadership.
- Amir: Thank you, Bradlin.
- Mark: Oh, no, it's Mark.
- Amir: Bradlin.
- (Mark shrugs.)
- Amir and Mark/Bradlin: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
- (Mark starts playing, while the rest of the band leaves.)
- Amir: (singing) If you're on a boat that you're paddling, horse that you're saddling, if you're on the stage then your name better be Bradlin—
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- (The whole band is playing, with Amir on the tambourine.)
- Mark: (singing) Bradlin, B-B-Bra-adlin. Bradlin, B-B-Bra-adlin.
- (The song ends.)
- Amir: That was very bad. Let me do the singing from now on, ready? (clears throat) One, two, three—you're right.
- Josh: One, two, three, four.
- (The band starts playing.)
- Amir: Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad Bra-ad...