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(Amir is on stage with The Takeover UK.)
Amir: (singing) You'll fix everything by just being here-ah! (points at Jake; speaking) So. That one's called "When You're Having a Bad Day."
Jake: I'm familiar with it.
Amir: You're familiar with it? That's it?
Jake: What do you want me to say? The band did great. You are very bad.
Amir: (satisfied) How was?
Jake: Did you hear what... Amir?
Amir: Yeah?
Jake: Did you hear what I said about your singing? It was very bad? I said it was bad.
Amir: As a band, where do you foresee us going (air quotes) "from here"?
(Josh starts drumming.)
Amir: ONE SECOND, Bradlin. Sorry.
Nic (Guitarist 1): Uh, his name's Josh.
Josh: Yeah, my name's Josh, I was gonna say that.
Amir: Okay, here's the problem. Usually, I'm rocking that thing, the guitar with the four strings.
Derek (Bassist): No you don't, man.
Jake: The bass.
Amir: The paste, yeah. Usually I'm on the paste, and it's just like—
Jake: I said the bass.
Amir: I said the bass.
Derek: You said paste.
Amir: One second, Bradlin. Sorry, but nobody's talking to you.
Derek: It's Derek.
Jake: You keep calling everyone "Bradlin" and it's not a name.
Amir: Yeah, I know, I know.
Jake: It's... weird.
Amir: Okay, okay, okay, eff him. You know what? ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! (points at Jake)
(The band doesn't play.)
Amir: (frustrated grunt) Okay, band meeting, one second. (The band huddles together for a meeting.) All right, who here wants to get signed?
(Mark (Guitarist 2) raises his hand.)
Amir: So that's one.
Josh: We're already signed.
Amir: Great. (Turns back to Jake.) We are Jake and the Amirs!
Mark: Awesome!
Nic: Uh, we're called The Takeover UK?
Mark: Oh yeah, that's right. Still, I like this guy's leadership.
Amir: Thank you, Bradlin.
Mark: Oh, no, it's Mark.
Amir: Bradlin.
(Mark shrugs.)
Amir and Mark/Bradlin: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
(Mark starts playing, while the rest of the band leaves.)
Amir: (singing) If you're on a boat that you're paddling, horse that you're saddling, if you're on the stage then your name better be Bradlin—
(CollegeHumor logo)
(The whole band is playing, with Amir on the tambourine.)
Mark: (singing) Bradlin, B-B-Bra-adlin. Bradlin, B-B-Bra-adlin.
(The song ends.)
Amir: That was very bad. Let me do the singing from now on, ready? (clears throat) One, two, three—you're right.
Josh: One, two, three, four.
(The band starts playing.)
Amir: Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad Bra-ad...

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