Script for Nuggets |
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Opening Sequence[]
Episode[]
- (Vikram and Cassidy are eating nuggets at Amir's desk when Jake comes in)
- Jake: Woah woah woah, hey! You guys—what the hell are you guys doing?! Get out of here! (They scurry off) Those are Amir's, leave them alone!
- (Amir comes in)
- Amir: What are Amir's?
- Jake: Hey, buddy. Take a walk with me.
- Amir: Okay. Lemme just grab my lunch.
- Jake: No no no no—don't go over there.
- Amir: Why not?
- Jake: It's about your lunch.
- Amir: Yeah, left it on my desk.
- Jake: It's not there.
- Amir: Yeah it is, I left it there.
- Jake: It's gone, alright. Somebody ate it.
- Amir: Come on, this isn't funny anymore.
- Jake: I'm not trying to be funny, alright. It's not gonna be there.
- Amir: Let go of me, man! Lemme go get my lunch!
- Jake: Your lunch isn't there, man!
- Amir: What are you talking about? What happened to it? What happend to it?!
- Jake: It's gone! Somebody ate it!
- Amir: No. No! No way. No, no no fuck me.
- Jake: Amir, it's alright, look. We're gonna get you new nuggets, okay man? Get you some new nuggets.
- Amir: You can't get me new nuggets, man! Okay, those were dark meat, thigh meat. I bought in 1998 wholesale before they were discontinued. Alright? Those were aged 13 years to perfection, I deep fried them this morning! Who did this?!
- Jake: It's not important who did it. Alright, just let them—
- Amir: Don't tell me what's important. Who did this?
- (Jake glances at Vikram and Cassidy)
- Jake: I did it. It was me.
- (Amir follows Jake's gaze to Vikram and Cassidy)
- Jake: Hey. Look at me, don't do anything stupid, alright? Hey, man!
- (Amir goes over to Vikram and Cassidy, and lifts Vikram, who still has nuggets in his mouth, against the wall)
- Amir: Is that my nuggets in there? Is that my nuggets in there?!
- (Pieces of nugget fall out of Vikram's mouth and Amir eats them. Cassidy pukes at the sight, and Amir turns around and eats her puke.)
- Jake: What are you doing?!
- Amir: Just taking back what's rightfully mine.
- Jake: Was that worth it?
- Amir: You know what? No. Kinda just mostly tasted like puke.
- Cassidy: You ate my puke.
- Amir: In your dreams, sweetheart.
- Jake: No, in reality.
- Amir: I know.
- Jake: What were you thinking?
- Amir: I know, I said!