Script for Office Fantasy |
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- Amir: Jake, question. Is it Jake with one 'j'?
- Jake: Yeah, one 'j'.
- Amir: That's it?
- Jake: There's an 'a' and a 'k'—
- Amir: Okay there's an 'a' and a 'k'... slow down! What order is everything in?
- Jake: What is wrong with you?
- (Julia (Julia Allison) enters and shakes Jake's hand)
- Julia: Hi, I'm Julia from HR.
- Jake: Oh hi. Nice to meet you!
- (Music starts playing and the screen goes pink around around the edges. Julia lets down her hair gets onto Jake's lap.)
- Julia: You're amazing.
- Jake: Second best to Amir, but thanks.
- Julia: I have an island off the coast of Nebraska; wanna run away with me?
- Jake: Cannay do that, sister. Amir's my BBF [sic] and I don't go anywhere without him.
- Julia: Don't you wanna rub your toes all over my breasts?
- Jake: Of course I do, that's the most hot normal fantasy ever, everyone knows that.
- (The pink border goes away, and Amir is leaning back in his seat, eyes rolled back and mouth wide open)
- Julia: Is he okay?
- Jake: Uh, yeah. He actually does that all the time.
- (The pink border comes back)
- Jake: And it's pretty much awesome! (High fives Amir)
- (The pink border goes away. Amir, still fantasizing, high fives the air. The pink border comes back.)
- Jake: Amir can do a backflip, he just won't show us cause he's too shy.
- Julia: Kiss me.
- Jake: Amir beat me at arm wrestling three times today.
- Julia: No he didn't.
- Jake: Two out of three and he used both hands, but that's legal.
- Julia: No it's not!
- Jake: Amir!
- (The pink border goes away)
- Amir: Jake!
- Julia: Are you okay?
- Amir: He doesn't want to go to that island with you, you fucking biznatch!
- Ricky: Amir!
- (Amir tilts his head back and fantasizes)
- Ricky: I want you to go camping with Jake in the Ice Cream Forest.