|Script for Streeter Loses It|
- (Jake is holding the camera, filming Amir, but also filming Streeter and Kevin in the room behind Amir)
- Amir: All the presidents in order, by Amir Blumenfeld. George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, James Monroe, John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, Martin van Burin, James Polk, James Tyler−er, no, Tyler then Polk, then Taylor, Fillmore, Pierce, Buchanan, um... Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, Ulysses S. Grant, Rutherford B. Hayes, James A. Garfield, Benjamin Henry Harrison, Grover Cleveland−actually Arthur is the 21st, then Cleveland, then Benjamin Harrison, then−
- Jake: Streeter's freaking out!
- (Streeter is ranting at Kevin; most of his words cannot be made out)
- Streeter: What the fuck?! You waste time with this fucking interview!
- Amir: Um, 24th−
- Jake: No, look.
- Amir: Don't film this.
- Jake: No! Are you kidding me? Look at this!
- Streeter: This is fucking shit!
- Amir: Come on...
- Jake: (Laughing) What is he doing?
- Streeter: Fucking intern!
- Amir: I'll keep doing the presidents. Um... William McKinley is the 25th...
- (Streeter leaves Kevin in the room. Jake chases after him.)
- Jake: Yo, what did Kev do?
- (Streeter waves Jake away. Jake goes in the room to talk to Kevin.)
- Jake: You alright?
- Kevin: Don't want to talk about it.